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Win Worms 2: Armageddon for Xbox360

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The kind people over at Team 17 have hooked us up with a code for Worms 2: Armageddon for 360 and we’re giving it away to our GamerDork readers. We’re nice like that, see.

So how do you win it? Easy! Create a team of 4 worms and name them to make us all laugh. Post your entries as comments on this blog entry and we’ll announce the winner on the GamerDork UK ep005 which will be uploaded no later than the evening of Sunday, 5th July 2009.

So we’ll give you a starter for 10 to get your creative juices flowing. Our team of Worms is “Unwanted Afflictions”: 1. Chlamydia 2. Krohn’s 3. Herpes 4. Halitosis

Obviously, our entry doesn’t count. Good luck!

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GamerDork UK #004.5: To defenestrate

It's GamerDorkUK!The mid-week podcast makes a return. We’re talking about the UK games charts, a little of what we’ve been playing, what we will be playing and a little bit of news.

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“Sweaty Hands Slip Off Joysticks”

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…That was the message that greeted you when you typed W, A, N, K into your keyboard while playing Archer MacLean’s classic 8-bit scrapper International Karate +.

Despite acquiring a gamut of new games in the past week or so, I haven’t played anything at all over the last three days. Not a thing. It’s too darn hot, even for our seemingly most sedentary of hobbies.

On Saturday last I tried playing some Guitar Hero: Greatest Hits, but after a couple of short set lists I felt so pooped it was like I was actually performing in some heaving arena, sweat pools forming in my pits and my fingers slipping off the fret buttons. Drumming was even worse. It was all a bit much frankly, and there were no topless women astride distant shoulders to keep me rockin’. Read more

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GamerDork UK #004: Old and new

It's GamerDorkUK!Finally! Episode 4’s been edited and now it’s here.

It’s a mix of old & new games talk this episode, featuring Call of Juarez, Prototype, Rock Band and Let’s Tap. There’s no news this week since the episode’s late but there’s plenty in there to chew over.

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GamerDork UK #003.5S: Supplemental filler

It's GamerDorkUK!xib’s got his Mac back and we’re just touching base with everyone to say hi before #4’s released this weekend. We talk a little about some recent news, what we’ve been playing and what we will be playing.

Do we just love the sound of our own voice? Most likely.

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Disney/Black Rock takes back-to-back E3 poll pole with Split/Second

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Split/Second, the exciting looking action racer from Disney Interactive and Black Rock Studio, has been selected as Best Racing Game in the Game Critics Awards: Best of E3 2009. This award gleans Black Rock Studio consecutive victories in the category and marks the first time any studio has repeated in the racing category with different original IP.

Drive on after the break. Read more

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Mass Effect Galaxy launches on iPhone

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Electronic Arts has launched Mass Effect Galaxy for the iPhone. Playing the role of Citadel soldier, Jacob Taylor, your role is to fight against aliens using various styles of weaponry in a game that is described as being much more action-based than the original Xbox360 version.

If you didn’t already know, Jacob Taylor will feature in Mass Effect 2, with details of the character’s story being unlocked as players interact with Citadel inhabitants via dialogue scenes and conversations.

Fancy, huh? The iPhone platform linking Mass Effect 1 & 2 together quite nicely. You know, I’d be quite tempted to buy an iPhone so that I could play this if I thought that the original Mass Effect was actually any good.

Don’t get me wrong; it’s a great game if you like glossy sci-fi movies with zero depth, punctuated by long elevator rides that separate scenes with a bit of alien punani titillation thrown in for the kids. It ain’t no classic though. All in my humble opinion, of course.

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GamerDork UK #003.5: A little bit of filler

It's GamerDorkUK!GamerDork UK #004’s still to be edited, but xib’s going to be taking his iMac in for a service this week so we thought we’d give you a little filler for now.

So, please enjoy 30 minutes of “What You Will Be Playing” and a run-down of the UK’s Top 10 gaming charts.

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GTA Chinatown Wars coming to PSP this Autumn

Rockstar Games has just anounced today that Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars will be making its way to PSP this autumn.

It will be developed by Rockstar Leeds alongside series creator Rockstar North, Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars will be available at retail on UMD and digitally from the PlayStation Network.

Featuring enhanced widescreen graphics, improved lighting and animation and additional story missions, this version of Chinatown Wars, “…will take full advantage of the power of the PSP system.”

See the box art after the break. Read more

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UK Games charts

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A few new entries made their way on the the ELSPA charts this weekend as well as The SIMS 3 being knocked off the top spot by Activision’s Prototype. As usual, Wii Fit managed to maintain a spot on the top ten at number 3 and Professor Layton’s Curious Case of Persistence jumped 7 places to number 11.

For the full details, hit the jump. Read more

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